Pack your bags cricketeers The Cremation Vacation is here! It’s set to be a hot one this semester so make sure you get y’all selves some UV protection serum and plenty hydration liquidation sauce! The Old England Patriots travel down their Yellow Brick Rd. to the Emerald City in possession of the little Jar and all the brains, courage & heart they could want! The Green & Yellow national franchise looking not just to become Cremation Cup Challenge champions, but also wish to make their Triple Tiger foes “cry”.
The Brit Cremation Cup contained many a controversy, from the Dodgy Review System to the Walker Gate Scandal! Darren Lehamn Bro. feels he and his roster have some unfinished business on the swing market. Lets hope for his sake there is no double dip recession! This World Series is looking likely to be Andy Flour’s lap of honor, as rumors on Ball Street suggest he is hanging up his cleats and clipboard at Creamation Cup cessation, the Triple Tigers will hope that the Flower Power lasts throughout the vacation and that its all happy holidays!
Both rosters have had very different Preparization Strategy Plays to make sure they are at their peak AWESOMENESS for the 1st Test at the Gabba Arena in Brizbane. The Triple Tigers choosing to go into hibernation and have a sports switcheroo to get their swings style more accurate… GET IN THE HOLE! The Kangaroos hopped right into a Major League 24 hourer playoff series with the Indiana Blue Cap franchise. This provided some pretty darn good shootouts with some MEGA points being accumulated and some AWESOME homerun hitting. The Indiana roster proving the Kangaroos to have little punch with their pitching, which allowed the Brits to have some sweet dreams during their hibernation play.
Wizards of OZ
Jo Rooster – The Triple Tiger freshman after his bar bust up howdy to international cricketball had some mixed AWESOMENESS. Hearing there are a lot of “Roads” in Oz so expecting Roosters driving to be pretty darn effective.
Graham Swan – MVP pitcher of the Cremation Cup on his home turf with most strikeouts, as well as the return of “Swanny’s Diary’s” this honorary fraternity member is a must watch!
Monty PaNASA – Cremation Cups are all about controversies and conundrums. Some of the things this screwball pitcher does on and off the turf is out of this world. Potential HERO, potential ZERO.
Michael Clark-Kent – President of the Kangaroos and occasional superman. This cricketeer hits the leatherskin super sweet and knows how to accumulate an AWESOME celebratory tonnage, could be a Cremation Cup changer on his day! Hope his kryptonite, back illness, doesn’t play a part this semester.
David Warner Bro. – Serious schwinger! During his preparization he whacked the highest ever points score in State Major A League cricketball of 197 from just 144 pitches… This looney on tune, it’s All you need Folks! Watch out for this dude on the Boxing Day Testing!
George W Bailey – ODI President declared war on Pakistanford with his timber swings bombing homeruns into the fans and pillaging 00s of points. This homie is an AWESOME smooth track bully and likely to conquer the Testing match stage!
Cricketeers this Cremation Vacation isn’t going to be all happy holidays and soda pops! @Uscricketguy will be there ever pitch of the way, so be prepared for a whole heap of conundrums and controversies dudes! I’m SUPER STOKED!
#LETSPLAYBALL
Testing Match Schedule:
1st Testing: November 21st – 25th (Gabba Arena, Brizbane)
2nd Testing: December 5th – 9th (Black Adder-laide Circular BallPark)
3rd Testing: December 13th – 17th (Whacker, Perth Town)
4th Testing: December 26th – 30th (Melbournapolis Cricketball Gardens)
5th Testing: January 3rd – 7th (Sydneville Cricketball Gardens)
