TRIPLE TIGERS TAMED BY KANGAROO GRILL SEEKERS

 

The all important and much anticipated Cremation Cup curtain raiser randomizer nickel flick-off, saw Brit President Cookie with a judgementation call feloney! The Kangaroo franchise opting for their Swing Play in the first quarter on a real smooth highway pitcher zone.

The Old England Patriots pitchers were SUPER pumped for some decision timber destruction and sentencing of illegal pad deflects. Straight out of Andy Flour’s playbook saw a bumpy pitch play which the Oz lead-off batman’s could not cope with. They committed multiple swing felonies and instead of making Stuart Broad-Shoulders “cry” it was more of a KangaBooHoo! To ensure the Green’n’Yellow franchise made the grade, it was down to the non-batter specializing draftees. Backstop Braddin (94) and fast ball pitcher Mitchel Jordan (64) accumulated an AWESOME tonnage friendship points score, including three non-ground contact maximum homeruns. Brad Hadon in search of an individual tonnage celebration went for 2nd base, after a short vertical bunt swing, but he was well short of the plate with Matt Prayer completing the decision twig knock off! The quarter SUPERSTAR, Broadie, with a celebratory six strikeout combo and his sobbing switcheroo play saw the Floppy Green Caps terminate their points chance at just 295!

Into the second quarter, the Triple Tigers took to the plate and seemed at home in the environment despite and early assassination of President Cook. Mature student and roster freshman, Mikey Carvery, found driving on this highway pitcher zone easy, with some hard swinging sending the leatherskin over the maximum point judgment line. All seemed swell for the Brits until after the Fast Food timeout… The Kangaroos must have saved their feast for on the ballpark! Enforcement of the bumpy pitch play saw Mitchel Jordan flying without wings. He starred in his very own Pace Jam, slam-dunking the leatherskin at well over 145+ kilograms per second! The Blue Caps didn’t make the cut, committing six swing felonies for just nine points! Wa Wa Waaaa! The fast ball pitcheroos combined with some screwball sorcery from Nathan Lion saw the Kangaroos roar through the fairy talenders, terminating Britlands swing phase, 159 points behind at half-time.

The Kangaroos hopped back to the plate with what seemed some mental reinforcearization… they must have got the Wizard of Oz in to give them some courage and heart during the interval! The swing SUPERSTARS David Warner Bro. (124) and Michigan Clark (113) with the Cremation Vacations first tonnages. They put the Triple Tiger pitchers effectiveness into hibernation as they leaped to a 561 franchise point lead and opted for the Self Swing Termination Strategy. An AWESOME example of swing AWESOMENESS, challenging the Brits to a World Record Testing Matchup point chase!

Into the final quarter, the Old England Patriots were forced to the plate at the bottom of the 3rd. They went for the denial swing style, but set the tone with Carvery guarding his decision timbers for just 14 pitches until his D-fence was breached for a QUACKER! President Cookie the only Brit Batman to implement the play successfully with almost 200 pitches being thrown at him before he tickled leatherskin, attempting to make the cut, to the backstop off screwballer Nathan Lion. The double Precipitation Problem Timeouts couldn’t wash the Blue Cap franchise troubles away, as the Ozzys thundered through to a maximum strikeout Swing Play termination in lightening time! The Britlanders were left 381 points behind with still a scheduled 24 hours of ball to play!

KANGAROOS WIN 1st TESTING MATCHUP! KANGAWOOHOO!! They take a 1 – zero soccer score advantage to the 2nd playoff at the Black Adder-laide Circular BallPark! Can the Floppy Green Caps put on another Stone Cold STUNNER showcase or was that merely novices’ luck!? All I know is @UScricketguy will be there with you every pitch of the way!

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