KANGAROOS HAVE BRITS ON THE ROPES

 

At the randomizer nickel flick off showdown the Floppy Green Caps announced an unchanged 1st string roster. The Triple Tigers dipped into the draftee mart, applying a roster rotation strategy play! They gave freshman Ben Super-Stoked his primary Blue Cap and screwball, bouncer specialist Monty PaNASA entrance to the frat party! President Cookie looking to find form in nickel spin judgmentation but again made a denial call. Kangaroos hopped to the AWESOMELY smooth drop-in pitcher zone faster than you can say HOWDYZATT!

Nothing much to holla about the Britlanders pitcheroos… it was basically a SUPERSIZED buffet of juicy throws. The Ozlanders tucking into anything thrown their way. Roger Rabbit (72), Shane Whichson (51) & George W. Bailey (53) all with half tonnages but the A-GRADE SHOWCASE coming in the form of a double tonnage friendship point’s accumulation by President superman Clark-Kent (148) and Brad Haddon (118)! They both made individual celebratory point tonnages with the swellest swinging of the series so far. The Brits will be kicking themselves real hard in the butts as they had some pretty darn rookie intercepts fumbled to the turf. Michael Carvery at backward point-guard was a real Cremation Cup Calamity, WEAR YOUR MITTS BUDDIES! It goes back to that well known cricketball saying, “Intercepts win playoffs”! Kangaroos and Darren Lehman Bro. got their playbook out, applying the Optional Swing-Play Termination with shares up at 570pts. on Ball Street.

The Triple Tiger franchise swaggered to the plate with the sound of “Joe Rootsalem” ringing in their ears from the Barney Army cricketball choir! The fans were silenced by MJ who assassinated Brit President Cook with a decision timber destroyer in merely the 3rd pitch play of the quarter! Mitch Jordan with his 145+ kilogram per second slam dunk bounce passes coupled with some AWESOME Presidency fieldsman positionization by Michigan Clark saw the Kangaroos floating like a butterfly, but stinging like a bee! The Brits with their back up against the ropes saw six of their Batman’s struck out for just 24 points! Matt Prayer, Stuart Broad-Shoulders and Jiminy Wickets all with quackers! No chance of a fairytalender with MJ moon walking his way to a seven strikeout SUPERCLASS, which was a feast of awesomeness… Illegal pad deflects, backstop intercepts and, of course, DECISION TIMBER DESTRUCTION! Old England Patriots reaching maximum team strikeouts within the Double Innings of Doom threshold. The Oz playbook was out again, but they opted against enforcing the double batting strategy to rub pepper into the cuts!

Shane Warner Bro. came to the plate with some Elmer THUDDD! He walloped 83 points without swing felony in just 117 pitches, clearing the maximum point judgmentation line ten times! He got his franchise to a 530 point advantage before the optional swing play termination was enforced.

The final quarter saw some swell denial swings from the Brits. Joe Rooster swinging at 194 pitches before swing felony to sidewinder Nathan Lion. Kevin Pete & Sons ltd.  and Ben Stoked crashing on the swing market after 90 pitches, again showing some AWESOME Testing Matchup cricketball swinging from the Brits! A change of matchup mentality saw Matt answer the Prayers of behind the dugout selctionizer congress, in a awesomeness resurrection play! At the bottom of the 5th there were multiple homeruns and ground contact maximums, but this counter attack offence was short lived. Maximum strikeouts reached and her AWESOMENESS’ national crickball franchise losing by 218 points.

KANGAROOS WIN 2nd TESTING MATCHUP! KANGAWOOHOO! They make it 2 & Oh going to the Perth Town WHACKEROO Arena! Brits after some bouncerback abilities to get off the back foot! A Cremation Cup Championship showdown is ahead, with a win for the Ozzies resulting in a Jar capture! Hope y’all are ready as @UScricketguy will be there with you every pitch of the way!

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