League A

Kangaroos

Britland Triple Tigers

Bang Ladish Franchise

New Z-Land

Sri Laska

AfghaniStanford College of Cricketball

Scotchland Cricketeers

League B

Indiana

PakiStanford University of Cricketball

South America

West Indiana

ZimBadwe

Island

United States of Emirates

Ballers To Watch

Kangaroos –

Aaron Finch-Hitter: There is no ball park big enough for this monster slugger, so be sure to bring your cranium protection devices if you are lucky enough to be in the same state, as he is going downtown!

Triple Tigers –

Ian Ding-Dong Bell: Get this Britland lead-off in NASCAR… He is the best driver in the business! He will be sure to rev at the World Series with his V8 timber.

Bang Ladish –

Shakib Al HaSanFrancisco: Ranked the 3^rd best all around ODI cricketeer in the Universe for his left arm screwballs and leatherskin crushing, which gives his Franchise a real shot at the Super Bowl

New Z-land –

Big MacCullum:  The Franchise President is the biggest baller bully in world cricketball and with his AWESOME tattoos who is going to mess with him… Not me buddy! SUPERSIZE SLUGGING!

Sri Laska –

The Angel Matthews: Another President at the top of his swellness, it is HIS timber and leatherskin as he leads Sri Laska to the peak of awesomeness in most matchups. Cool as a watermelon too!

AfganiStanford –

Mohammad NaBe Sluggin: A born point getter! Has the most points ever in his Franchises history and has an average swing score of 33.12… Not bad for middle innings batman.

Scotch Cricketeers in Skirts –

Preston Moms’n’Dads: A monster Finalizer tonnage to qualify for the World Series… This Presidents’ skirt will certainly be fluttering at the World Series!

Indiana –

Coca Kohli: Nothing is peaceful when this slugger gets fizzing, shake him up and watch him explode a caffeine filled tonnage! Rockstar in the making!

PakiStanford –

Bang Bang Afraidy: If you are scared of the fireworks then switch off, this slugger is sure to light up the ball park with some brutal leatherskin punishment. He even pitches like a MVP!

South America –

Easy as ABcde Villiers: A Hall of Famer in the making! This Presidential baller has everything in his locker, backstopping, clubbing, intercepting and even a little pitching. Holder of the fastest ODI tonnage from just 31 pitches… THE one to watch!

West Indiana –

Chris Gail-Force: Slugs with a tree and gives his homers their own zip code. A man that is sure to whip up a storm in the World Series on and off the field with his Carnival Cricketball.

ZimBadwe –

Brendon Tailor: The backstop-slugger is going to have to use all his awesomeness to take his Franchise places and if he suits up be sure to see a juicy serving of homers!

Island –

Ed Joyous: The happiest man in cricketball! And who can blame him with total mastery of the timber. Pitchers will need to be aware of this buddy who has the power of the Guinness well within him.

United States of Emirates –

ComeOn Khan: Works for Emirates Airlines by day slugs by night, this batman will catch you out for sure. No Joker will stop his clubbing and the Dark Knight will surely rise this World Series.

A World Series full of MVPs that are sure to give us the most AWESOME cricketball seen by this Universe. You lucky Frat Members won’t miss one moment of it because @UScricketguy will be with you every pitch of the way.

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1. Glenn ‘The Big Show‘ Maxwell for punting a garbage can in the dugout after his strikeout.
2. West Indiana franchise refusing to play ball against arch Nemesis Indiana in a Testing Major League Series because they wanted a Big Bucks contractionization.
3. Thisara Carrera 911 fumbling RoHit Karma on 4pts… he went on to slug a World Record ODI 264pt. tonnage!
4. The South American Deer Hunter franchise fumbled Kangaroo President George W Bailey 5 times before his match winning half tonnage… WEAR YOUR MITTS Y’ALL!

to be continued…

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Limited pitch shootout cricketball utilizes the more familiar, to us Yankee Doodles, White leatherskin! The baseball-style ball allows Batmans to see in the dark, and because of this AWESOME technology many a Dark Knight has risen! It also ensures cricketeers can play ball 24 hours a day & 7 days a week… We don’t like cricketball we LOVIN’ IT!

Cricketball scientists have conducted experimentation using pink leatherskins in National franchise matchups with cricketettes and in college playoffs with the sports freshman future superstars, but these have proved inconclusive in improving ball visibility and swing scores! In my opinion the answer is already there for us ballers… “The future is bright and the future is ORANGE”!

Roster draftees have been known to illegally modify the leatherskin on the field, without sweater collector detection. Such instances have been from simple manual stitching leverage to the more complex use of UV protection serum to produce variation of leatherskin movement! Hey buddies… That’s just not cricketball!

One last tip from your cousin across the pond, especially for you budding pitchers; If you look after your balls they will look after you!

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LETS PLAY BALL!

The low down on the competing national franchises;

Bang Laddish Cricketball – Bound to cause an upsetter matchup!

• Shakib Al HasanFrancisco; Genuiene all over awesome cricketer. Give him the leatherskin he will strikeout. Give him an intercept, he wont fumble. Give him a timber IT… COULD… GO… ALL… THE… WAYYYYY!

AfganiStanford University of Cricketball – Passed their entrance testing but lack multi game AWESOMENESS.

• Mohammad Nappy; President & final quarter slugger knows how to win a matchup… WITH HOMERS! This cricketeer sure does make it rain maximums at cricketball conclusion, a real superstar slugger.

NoPals – This state loves cricketball more than anyone… but not more than me! 

• Paris Khadka; The national roster President & chief swinger. If this homerun homie is seeing leatherskin like a basketball beware! ITS OUTTA HERE!

King Kong – I didn’t know he had a cricketball franchise… Im not arguing!

• Haseeb Amjaded; Ex-Pakistanford freshman is pretty darn swell with his pitcheroos. When he is at the peak of his awesomeness watch out for many an illegal pad deflect & decision timber destroyer.

ZimBadwe – Almost struckout before reaching the World Series with a roster strike!

• Brendan Tailor; The President & old timer batman has all the cricketball intel to get his roster a W, with his AWESOME field postionization! Can he suit up!?

Ireland Green Leaf Franchise – Little leagues most awesome!

• Paul Stirring; Somebody call the cops… cause this guys destruction of pitchers is criminal. Federal Ball Investigators have him down for numerous counts of Leatherskin Mass Murdering!

United States of Arab Emirates – All the gear and no I… hear they are swell cricketeers.

• Khurram Can; Point saving screwballer & leatherskin basher, this cricketer is always AWESOME! Amazing he hasn’t made a national roster switcheroo, this buddy can play cricketball!

Neverlands – Its not all coffee & crickettes for these guys, expect an upsetter matchup!

• Madagascar Bukhari; This fast ball pitcher can win a matchup on his lonesome. But then again if he leaves himself in the dugout & doesn’t show up to the showcase then his roster will struggle to reach peak awesomeness.

Sri Laska – Definitely no eskimos! International Cricketball Congress most awesome T20 roster.

• Kumar SangaNASCARa; AWESOME double skiller, backstopper mitt-man & batman. Using two mitts doubles his chance of interception, so don’t expect a fumble anytime soon, and as for his swinging… Its going way, way, WAY downtown!

Old England Patriots – Bankrupt Kevin Pete & Sons ltd forces a roster restructurization.

• Owen More-Guns; The ex-ShamRocker with his ice hockey swing style is super swell! This baller won’t disappoint with his fan seeking homers, so get your mitts at the ready!
• Chris Air Jordan; Superstar freshman straight out of cricketball college. Fast ball pitcher, homerun hitter & swell interceptor. This World Series could be his chance to break into the big time & big bucks.

South American Deer Franchise – All round cricketballing AWESOMENESS.

• Dale Stain; The “Dale Stain Removal System” employed by South America is coming to a store near you & can guarantee batman disappearance 75% of the time, everytime!
• ABC D Villiers; The only way you will ever strikeout this batman is if he wants you to…

New Zeeland Feather Franchise – The dark stallion of the championship.

• Brendon Mc Cullum & Fries; You want to supersize that… NO NEED! Big Brendo goes big every pitch! Saucy swinging at its swellest, garenteed to cause a milk-shake this World Series.

West Indiana – Reigning champions of the world!

• Sunny Narine; they don’t call him the “Screwball Sorcerer” for nothing! Watch the batmans baffled when searching for his google twisterballs. T20 most awesome pitcher.

• Chris Gale; The rockstar of cricketball & shootout superstar slugger! The worst cricketeer to play yard cricketball with… “Please may I have my leatherskin back”? Babe Ruth would be proud buddy.

Rest of Indiana –  Indiana Premiere League awesomeness!

• Virat Coca Khola; The Prince of Cricketball. This batman will send you pitchers to the tower without a second look. OFF WITH YOUR AWESOMENESS!

PakiStanford University of Cricketball –  The M.I.T of shootout cricketball!

• KABOOM BOOM Afraidy; Need I say more… This batman should come with a health & safety warning! Pitchers rest in pads (RIP).

Ozstralia Kangaroo Cricketeers – The in form roster.

• David Warner Bro.; Bar room bust-ups, ballpark banter & leatherskin capital punishment! You want entertainment, tune in to this guy!
• Mitchel John & Sons (MJ); Cleat seekers, grill seekers, decision timber destroyers, reversal curve pitcheroos… You name it he’s got it in the locker room.

MINOR LEAGUE POOL

Group A: Bang Laddish Cricketball, AfganiStanford University of Cricketball, NoPals, King Kong

Group B: ZimBadwe, Ireland Green Leaf Franchise, United States of Arab Emirates, Neverlands

SUPERSTAR TOP 10

Group A: Sri Laska, Old England Patriots, South American Deers, New Zeeland Feather Franchise, Qualifier B1.

Group B: West Indiana, Rest of Indiana, PakiStanford University of Cricketball, Ozstralia Kangaroo Cricketeers, Qualifier A1.

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The cricketball scientist that configured the awesomeness now has two representatives at every match-up, in their white coats, ensuring the use of such advanced weaponry is controlled and safe. The timber itself has many special features:

• The rubber safety harness attached to the handle of the timber ensures the weapon does not slip during combat, allowing for maximum precision and reduction of the recoil.
• The “grain” inserted into the timber maximizes power awesomeness. Scholars suggest that 7-9 grains ensures the balance between durability and large leatherskin yardage striking.
• The swell spot is mythical zone on the timber that has been told to be the source of Homerun Heaven. Many a Batman wishes to understand and find it on their timber, but only the lucky cricketeers will ever experience and harness its true power.

To enhance the timber abilities a cricketeer must pour sand down the front of the blade and then massage oil onto its face, a ritual that blesses the timber by the cricketball Gods and ensures safe passage onto the turf. A Batman will then put a leatherskin in a sock and bang the timber to awaken the grains and locate the swell spot.

Cricketeers from generation to generation have wielded the armament in many forms and used it on many missions. It is this diversity and flexibility to the playoff situation that has proven its success to this very day. We must thank Willow for his invention that changed the world forever, a truly inspirational cricketballer. Rest In Pads buddy!

@UScricketguy

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Prior to the currency taking flight, there is a thorough inspection of the pitcher zone for its smoothness, foliage and H₂O saturation. The climate is also a factor that Presidents look to in aid of their judgementation call, with huge scientific research by Albert EinSteyn helping determine whether to opt for the first quarter swing-play or pitch strategy.

By taking to the plate first a franchise has an AWESOME opportunity to psychologically take advantage in the playoff. If global warming is present and the pitcher zone is a highway, then sending multiple homeruns out the ballpark and accumulating an astronomical team swing score will make the opposition real sad. But if there are curveball cumulonimbus clouds present and a high pitcher zone percentile of grass per square meter, a primary pitch play will aid quick decision timber destruction and sentencing of illegal pad deflects!

The sweater collector referee for the matchup has the responsibility of the thumb propulsion spin, a skill that requires great precision and training to master the wonder of gravity. When the nickel is at optimum trajectory and at ultimate spin-rate, the President makes that all important call… Heads or Toes! If I were President I would use that well known cricketball saying, “Toes never shows”, and make the Heads call! The theatre and suspense of the currencies hang time is a thing of AWESOMENESS! After ground contact is made and the nickel comes to rest, the sweater collector declares the Flick-Off champion and the innings strategy is revealed. After a fist pump to conclude the challenge, the winning President swaggers back to the locker room acting out his decision in order for his roster to prepare for the first quarter.

I leave you with the swellest quote of cricketball history by Hall of famer George W. Grace;

“When you win the randomizer nickel  – swing. If you are in doubt, think about it, then swing. If you have very big doubts, consult a homie – then swing”!

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The Brit President wins! He finally made a successful randomizer nickel flick spin rate judgmentation call, making it 4&1 for his Cremation Vacation. This victory then brought a dose of Cremation Cup controversy… The Old England Patriots reject an opportunity at a primary swing play and opt to throw the first pitch instead. ALWAYS SWING FIRST BUDDY! Too add to the drama the Brits made a triple draft switcheroo, bringing in, freshman screwballer BorthWicked, fastball pitcher Boy Franklin and Batman Gary Balance-Beamer.

The first quarter saw the Triple Tigers turn up their AWESOMENESS! Broad-Shoulders destroying the timbers of David Warner Bro. (14) and Jiminy Wickets sentencing Shane Whichson to his rosters first illegal pad deflect. The home franchise only making 97 points for 5 outs, a rare KangaBooHoo moment of the World Series. However, it was the two pals Will Smith (115) and Brad Haddon (75) who mopped up the tears once again for the Ozzies Pursuit of Happiness. An AWESOME tonnage from the SUPERSTAR with swell swinging, coupled with a friendship points accumulation with the multi-skill backstop left the Triple Tigers with little roar. A swing point recovery that even Dr. Dre would be proud of! The Green’N’Yellow franchise terminated for 326 points.

The Blue Caps came to the plate at the turn. It was painful watching for the Barney Army and Friends, with both their lead off swinger going for very little dollar. Michael Carvery greased one to the backstop Lion for a quacker and the President was imprisoned by illegal pad deflection, after he attempted an evade swing. WA WA WAAAA! The Cremation Cup calamities continued for the Britlanders as they found themselves 5 outs left with only 23 points accumulated. The only glimmer of AWESOMNESS came from their trio of freshman and pitcher Broad-Shoulders (30*) who swung them to 171 points behind at half time. BRITS BLUSHING!

Kangaroos hopped to the plate with the intent of a knockout swing score to bury the visitors to a 5-zero vacation. Chris Rodgers (115) proving he’s no rabbit again! He swung an AWESOME testing matchup tonnage, with swell base captures and clearing of the maximum point judgementation line. The Oz 20:20 shootout President, George W Bailey, smashing 46 points with his lead off pal, left the Old England Patriots 448 points. An astronomical feat seeing as the Brit Island franchise haven’t swung 400+ points in over 20 testing matchups! With 72 hours of cricket ball left anything was possible though! LETS PLAY BALL!

It was Cremation Cup crunch time going into the final quarter, as the Kangaroos were lining up a haymaker. Ryan Harrison-Ford was the man up for the fight as he took a 5 strikeout superclass to put the Brits to bed! No Blue Capper making a half tonnage, meaning it was lights out for them 281 points behind their arch nemeses’.

5 & DOHH! KANGAWOOHOO! The Brits all washed up and tumble dried! Darren Lehman Bro. firmly putting his stocks back on the swing market bringing home the bacon! Swell Series swinging from Bard Haddon & MJ moonwalking his way to the MVP award gave the Ozzies the edge in AWESOMENESS, leaving the Triple Tigers chomping. Testing complete, Ill see y’all at the ODI smasharoos, where @UScricketguy will be every pitch of the way.

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The Cremation Cup Champions fighting out of the Yellow corner weighing in at 145+ kilograms per second… THE KANGAROOS! The challengers fighting out of the Blue corner from Britland, THE TRIPLE TIGERS! LETS PLAY BALL!
The Floppy Green Cap president and legendary randomizer nickel flick series champion made it 4 from 4 with an AWESOME spin rate determination, causing Cookie to crumble with another denial call! With climate conducive for curveball pitching the Kangaroos were keen for some decision timber destruction. One roster rotation for the Brits replacing their backstop for freshman mitt-man Jonny Grizzly Bear-Stow, no switcheroos for the champions.

The Old England Patriot lead off swingers came out of their locker room to the cheers of the Barney Army! They were quick to evade blows and countered with their own hooks. Both the President Chef (27) and Carvery (38) creamed it around the ballpark with beefy blows, but neither could reach the awesomeness of a half tonnage! With the Kangaroos outing the Batmans at key scenes during the blockbuster they remained in with a chance of a happy ending. Kevin Pete & Sons ltd. played a swell 71 point swing combo, but once the new shiny red rock was unveiled by the sweater collector, Mitchel Jordan was quick to his SLAM DUNKS and cleat seekers. With multiple timber destruction and no fairytalenders for the Brits, the Triple Tiger franchise were KO’d for 255 points and MJ moonwalked to another 5 strikeout superclass.

It was the Kangaroo lead off couples chance for the limelight at the start of the second quarter. It was however a series momentum switcheroo, with Broad Shoulders drawing first blood after striking Roger Rabbit with a grill seeker. The Triple Tigers then went after the kill, stalking and mauling the Ozlanders ripping their swing play to pieces. The only Kangaroos to pack a punch were Rodg (61) and Brad Haddon (65). Again, no tonnage conversion in the swing play just pitching awesomeness. Yo swingers a tip from me… WATCH THE LEATHERSKIN! Jiminy Wickets for the first time on his Cremation Vacation grabbed a 4 strikeout combo and forced a KANGABOOHOO phase… the Ozlanders left 51 points behind at half time.

The bell rang for Round 3 of this Testing matchup with the Brits ahead on points and looked to improve this for a unanimous decision victory! President Cookie (51) led the way with an awesome offence and Carvery with some swell denial swings, looked to be a thorn in the Kangaroo pouch. Brit Chef mixed himself into the cricketball hall of fame becoming the youngest batman to 8000 career points, proving to be more AWESOME that Satchal “The Little maestro” TenDunker! But after he was sentenced to an illegal pad deflect by an erect referee decision finger, his franchise couldn’t continue to float like a butterfly as MJ again put in a Thriller performance! Intercepts, home plate run out destructions and illegal pad deflects becoming the norm as his stage presence grew! The Brits throwing in the towel, as their last 5 outs came for just 6 points. It was LION ROARING to a 5 strikeout combo with his screwball sorcery, proving to be his franchise Mane Man!

The Green’N’Yellow franchise need 231 points for victory! Multi fumble felonies from the Britland backstops without their mitts allowed the Kangaroos to hop away! Buddies wear your mitts already… INTERCEPTS WIN MATCHUPS! Rodgers (116) again proved to be no rabbit as he converted an AWESOME tonnage on his home court! It also was elementary for dear Watson as he made an 81 point combo without swing feloney for the victory! SHERKNOCK BUDDY!
KANGAROOS LAND THE KO! 4 & DOHH to the home franchise who will now be super stoked for a series tumble dry! Will the Brits get off the canvas or will the Kangaroos put them on their butts for the 5th time this series? All I know is @UScricketguy will be there ever pitch of the way!

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This big bucks strikeout analysis systemization consists of some pretty darn AWESOME gear to pass judgments over the sweater collectors “Decision Finger Erection Status”. Firstly, Steven Hawkings Eyesight is consulted, who then constructs a pretty sweet cartoon show to sentence a batman to an illegal pad deflect or not. A hit-o-meter sound detection device, buried within the decision timbers, is used to predict leatherskin-timber tickles and any ballpark banter attempts. Lastly, Thermal Imaging Technology (TIT) is then used by the TMO for any heat seeking opportunities, detecting again that leatherskin-timber contact.

Past advances have also had high attention from the paparazzi. The Darkness Detection Device was introduced as a batman could not see in the dark, due to the lack of carrots and Flood Lamps. Testing matches are the only type of playoffs to be effected by this phenomenon, but isn’t it supposed to be a “TESTING” match… surely the darker it is the more testing it becomes? It sure would make that randomizer nickel flick determination even more crucial if the batman couldn’t see during the final quarter!

Cricketeers, I am all for making cricketball more AWESOME but hey do it the American way… SUPERSIZED and RIGHT! Take the Americanized CPL 20:20 shootout in West Indiana for example. They have lit it up like the 4^th of July with flashing decision twigs and maximum point judgment lines. THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT BUDDIES!

I gotta say ballers it all sounds pretty good and dandy, but y’all know how many Cremation Cup controversies there were last semester! Those cricketball scientists need to get back to the lab at the LCG and fine-tune its potential game changing abilities!

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With Kangaroo President Michigan Clark on a hot streak of randomizer nickel flick victories, Ally Cook had to get his spin rate determination on point. It was however a denial call again by the Brit President forcing them to pitch first for the third time in the series. I don’t’ care what y’all say, the flick off challenge wins and loses you testing matches. So dude practice the currency launching technique already! The Kangaroos had no 1^st string draftees, but the Brits again opting for a double roster switcheroo, with the recall of Tim Breznanny & a primary Testing for Ben Stoked!

The Old England Patriots came out of their locker room pumped! Jiminy Wickets enforcing an AWESOME home-base destruction play from the “middle-pitcher zone” position, completing the run-out of Crisp Rodgers and showing the Ozlanders they can play some swell cricketball still! The Kangaroos were feeling the heat in Perth Town 360 degrees around them and committed multiple swing felonies to see them five strikeouts down for just 143 points. The coolest man in the Collywood Hills then came to the plate… Will Smith! A tonnage friendship point score by the BadBoy (111) and Brad Haddon (55) steadied the rocket-ship, firing them to a 385 point team totalage and involuntary innings termination.

Brit lead-off homies, Carvery (43) and Cookie (72), chowed down with some meaty blows and some smooth gravy like swinging. Dining was interrupted by a decision timber destroyer from Ryan Harrison-Ford, he Raided The Lost Arc with Carvery attempting an evade swing but hitting the leatherskin onto the plate. The next strikeout saw a dose of Cremation Cup Controversy! Joe Rooster sending an erect decision finger to the TMO after he tickled leatherskin to the backstop. Thermal imaging showed no contact but Hit-o-Meter technology heard a slight tickle, which meant the Ballpark Erection remained. The Kangaroos smelt blood and went for the KO! With the pitcher zone looking more and more like the Grand Canyon strikeouts came as fast an American Muscle! VRROOMM! The Britlanders left 134 points behind at half time.

The Brit pitchers needed to chop the Ozzies down early with decision timber destruction and cause a roster TIMBERR! It was not easy with their #1 seed thrower, Stuart Broad-Shoulders, in the Crematorium after a 145+ kilo per second MJ cleat seeker that crushed his toes. Floppy Green Caps raced to a lead off friendship tonnage points combo with Shane Warner Bro. proving the Tazmanian devil again with some swell homerun hitting for his own tonnage. By the time Shane Whichson got to the plate the Triple Tigers were on their paws. He smashed 103 from just 108 pitches clearing the maximum point judgmentation line 16 times! They don’t call it the Perth Town Whacker for nothing! He was struckout with some Cremation Comedy as he sent the leatherskin to the space station and back for Belly to fumble… Whichson was then caught ball watching between bases and was then run-out short of home plate when the decision twigs were dislodged. It was the only laugh the visitors had though as more home run hitting from George W. Bailey left them needing 504 points to prevent a Cremation Cup calamity at the turn.

Into the final quarter, President Cookie with a Golden Quacker as Ryan Harrison-Ford beamed down an unstoppable decision timber destroyer. Strikeouts again came easily for the Ozlanders until Kevin Pete & Sons ltd. swung swell but went for a homer to convert a half tonnage but was intercepted short of the maximum point judgementation line. The Brits needing to find some AWESOMENESS from somewhere… The sweet sounding Bell added a half tonnage but his uppercut swing was intercepted by the backstop. Triple Tiger freshman Ben Stoked (120) came out the locker room fighting. He swung sweller than any other of his roster this Cremation Series. The youngSTAR proving he’s got the KAHOONERS for Testing Match cricketball with the first Triple Tiger tonnage of the vacation. YOU ROCK BUDDY! With the pitcher zone requiring safety harnesses, the Brits couldn’t hold on any longer. The Old England Patriots terminated 150 points behind, the Kangaroos completing their Cremation Cup Capture! The Brits whacked at the Whacker!

KANGAROOS RULE BRIT-ANNA! They are Cremation Cup Champions and end years of hurt! A 3 & DOHH soccer scoreline leaves the Brits on the canvas and out for the count. STRIKKKKEE 1… 2… 33333! YOUR OUTTA HERE! With two more Testings to play can the Ozzy franchise convert a 5-zero White Tumble-Dry! Theres only one way you buddies will know… @UScricktguy will be there every pitch of the way!

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